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posted by bargle snargle on 4/22/2006 03:06:00 PM

posted by bargle snargle on 4/22/2006 12:12:00 PM

completely hilarious charlie sheen article. it gets funnier and funnier.

posted by bargle snargle on 4/22/2006 12:04:00 PM

Oh, woe is me.
- starting to feel weak -
Why won't you touch me any more?
- vision fading -
I've worked so hard for you over the years.
- knees give out -
You don't need to put me down.
- gasping for breath -
I thought we were friends!
- spontaneously defecates -

posted by The Core Blog on 4/22/2006 11:50:00 AM

I think it's just about time to tell Blogger to fuck right off...

*sigh*

it's been quite a ride!

posted by Ba on 4/21/2006 03:19:00 PM

matrix pong

posted by Ba on 4/17/2006 05:59:00 PM

posted by The Core Blog on 4/09/2006 11:27:00 PM

direct link to wiki'blog (edit: does not work!)

posted by tron panth on 4/06/2006 06:19:00 PM

the wiki needs more star jones

posted by tron panth on 4/06/2006 05:19:00 PM

I like it here better than the wiki.
Makes for a nicer quick visit.
No navigation required.

posted by The Core Blog on 4/06/2006 02:47:00 PM

Time to drop your girlfriend and get some steady ass.

posted by The Core Blog on 4/06/2006 12:12:00 PM

The French national anthem.

La Marseillaise - English lyrics

Arise children of the fatherland
The day of glory has arrived
Against us tyranny's
Bloody standard is raised
Listen to the sound in the fields
The howling of these fearsome soldiers
They are coming into our midst
To cut the throats of your sons and consorts

To arms citizens
Form your battalions
March, march
Let impure blood
Water our furrows

What do they want this horde of slaves
Of traitors and conspiratorial kings?
For whom these vile chains
These long-prepared irons?
Frenchmen, for us, ah! What outrage
What methods must be taken?
It is us they dare plan
To return to the old slavery!

What! These foreign cohorts!
They would make laws in our courts!
What! These mercenary phalanxes
Would cut down our warrior sons
Good Lord! By chained hands
Our brow would yield under the yoke
The vile despots would have themselves be
The masters of destiny

Tremble, tyrants and traitors
The shame of all good men
Tremble! Your parricidal schemes
Will receive their just reward
Against you we are all soldiers
If they fall, our young heros
France will bear new ones
Ready to join the fight against you

Frenchmen, as magnanimous warriors
Bear or hold back your blows
Spare these sad victims
That they regret taking up arms against us
But not these bloody despots
These accomplices of Bouillé
All these tigers who pitilessly
Ripped out their mothers' wombs

We too shall enlist
When our elders' time has come
To add to the list of deeds
Inscribed upon their tombs
We are much less jealous of surviving them
Than of sharing their coffins
We shall have the sublime pride
Of avenging or joining them

Drive on sacred patriotism
Support our avenging arms
Liberty, cherished liberty
Join the struggle with your defenders
Under our flags, let victory
Hurry to your manly tone
So that in death your enemies
See your triumph and our glory!

To arms citizens
Form your battalions
March, march
Let impure blood
Water our furrows

posted by The Core Blog on 4/05/2006 12:43:00 PM

it's official

posted by tron panth on 4/05/2006 11:02:00 AM

A Las Vegas ambulance company was using a special extra-large ambulance to deal with extremely obese patients; the company said that it had served 75 patients weighing over 600 pounds in the last 6 months.

posted by tron panth on 4/04/2006 09:57:00 AM

"One of the great things about America, one of the beauties of our country, is that when we see a young, innocent child blown up by an IED, we cry."

posted by tron panth on 4/04/2006 09:55:00 AM

"First the baby, then the film. Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won't let this woman get away."

posted by tron panth on 4/03/2006 12:44:00 PM

The first human star of TRANSFORMERS:

posted by Ba on 4/02/2006 03:22:00 PM

nintendo 64.

posted by bargle snargle on 4/02/2006 03:15:00 PM

You’re very talented… I’m a fan of yours. I watch you on FOX News all the time.

posted by bargle snargle on 4/02/2006 03:13:00 PM

posted by bargle snargle on 4/02/2006 03:11:00 PM

sharon stone

posted by tron panth on 3/31/2006 06:40:00 PM

below quote... attributed to...?

posted by Negadon on 3/31/2006 05:12:00 PM

“Young people talk to me about what to do if they’re being pressed for sex. I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. “If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I’m not embarrassed to tell them.”

posted by tron panth on 3/31/2006 01:16:00 PM

posted by The Core Blog on 3/30/2006 04:31:00 PM

coming to mississauga (!)

posted by tron panth on 3/30/2006 01:50:00 PM

posted by Negadon on 3/29/2006 02:24:00 PM

are you hooked on a feeling?

posted by tron panth on 3/29/2006 12:03:00 PM

posted by tron panth on 3/29/2006 11:54:00 AM

A researcher at the University of California, Berkeley, found that confident, self-reliant children tend to grow up to be liberals, while whiny, annoying children tend to grow up to be conservatives.

posted by tron panth on 3/29/2006 11:45:00 AM

St. Louis talk show host Dave Lenihan, discussing Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as a potential NFL commissioner, said: "She loves football. She's African-American, which would kind of be a big coon." He repeated: "A big coon." Lenihan apologized, said that he meant to say "coup," and was fired.

posted by tron panth on 3/29/2006 11:43:00 AM